krossan:

“𝘎𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯, 𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.”

kleefkruid:

I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don’t like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, ‘wet food’ has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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bengustown:

Image Description: A question from DELTARUNE'S new Newsletter interview with Sans and Papyrus. The question, highlighted in Yellow, reads: "Q: You win a million dollars but you have to write in cursive for the rest of your life. Would you take the money? (Trevor)". Papyrus replies: "Hm... It's tempting...' He furrows his brows. "But think about it. Everything you ever wrote..." He squints. "Would have to be in some annoying, difficult to read font!" He furrows his brows again. "If I did that, everyone might start calling me 'Cursive'!" Next line: "Think about that! Being named after a writing style!" He returns to his default expression. "It's ridiculous! I much prefer just..." For his next line, he remains quiet as he squints. "Sans, where did you get that expensive hat?" Sans, wearing a crudely-drawn, MS-paint-esque hat, replies in a pixelated cursive font: "i dunno". End ID.ALT

i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing

punpunichu:

schliber said:
Eridan + 7? OvO
Anonymous said:
Any version of Cronus your heart desires (human, prawn, shark, etcetera) iiiiin 8
Anonymous said:
dualscar/12

I’m not gonna draw an Ampora, I’m not gonna draw an Ampora, I’m not gonna dr- *draws all three* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

spencerreidiculous:

y/N: “Why don’t you tell Ominis what happened.”


Ominis: “Uh oh.”


Sebastian: …

Sebastian: “I misspoke in Potion’s class and… accidentally called Professor Sharp "Professor Shart” …“

y/N: ”-And now we’re on our way to detention.“

Ominis: "Wait, why did you get detention as well…?”

y/N: “I… couldn’t sop laughing…”

Ominis: *sigh*

kalienrue:

“So… what’s your type?”

Me:

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girl-named-matty:

Ominis: Sebastian, I am questioning your sanity…
MC: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start.

squirrelchows:

Leander: Sightless snake

Ominis: Pre-

MC:*interrupts* Real original, crazy how he’s blind yet still sees more pussy than you

Sebastian and Imelda:


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sebastianswallows:

Ominis and Sebastian by @drawingclaw

ominisgauntlet-deactivated20231:

emrygames-deactivated20240319:

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this is absolutely not even an exaggeration

okami-paramour:

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It’s true though 😅😅

avendell:

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Draco

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